NOOOOooooo..... I'm late!

So, this is supposed to be in by 10 pm but I got in from work at 10pm! Oh well whether it counts or not, I liked doing these blogs! It was a fun project and a lot less stressful than the other 3 so far! Anyway, since I have a blog now, I might as well use it to report an actual bit of good news! It's not amazing or anything, just that I got my exam for 4pm tomorrow moved to nine am and that means I can get into work back in swords from 3.30 til 9! I can actually afford Christmas this year! Well we'll see, because I actually don't know how much I'm being paid for over time yet... Today I washed clothes, dried them and did some dishes too! I'm all house-wifey! I know that's not a word but it's kind of an acronym (is that it? if it's not then boy do I look stpuid right now!... Well, not really, you can't see my face!) so it counts in my dictionary!! And that's the only one that matters....


My daddy made dinner for me, I feel loved! Oh, it's cold spaghetti bolognese, never mind dad, I HATE YOU!! Can I have money for Oxegen? Please? I know he'll say no, but no harm in asking right? It's 3 days this year!! WOW! And since it's going to be my first year, it will be a mad experience altogether!! I can't wait!! it's like €20 extra to camp on the Thursday until the Sunday but that's grand because the tickets are like €190 already anyway so not too bad since you end up saving regardless... I don't even know who's playing and I don't even care to be honest! It's just a drunken weekend and the "festival" is just an excuse. Like I need an excuse, my weekend starts on Thursdays anyway, so it makes no difference to me!
If there was a new Snow White, I would be the new 8th dwarf, Wasted and Snow White would not be able to climb into her bead in the film as I would already have passed out on it and if she dare try to get in, I'll vomit in her face!!! Hahahahaha I love it! Bet you she won't though.

I got it yay..... oh no, it's already crap.

So I got my rackets yesterday in the post. I came home from college and my little brother runs down the stairs (as he always does to tell me information that he thinks I'll like or want or even need to hear because it means he knew it first, which gives him an incredible amount of self-satisfaction but anyway on with my racket story oh hang on must close these brackets), (there we go!) and he tells me that my new rackets I ordered from Milletsports from their shop in North West London over the internet. Well turns out that they sent me the rackets in perfect condition, only one problem though.... No strings. Well as you can imagine, or perhaps you can't due to the fact you dont know that a tennis racket has strings, I was furious! No disclaimer on the website telling and, well even warning their customers that string are NOT included! I think that goes under the "false advertising" bracket, don't you? I just thought I should post this because I think it's pretty outrageous that they think it's legal because it's over the internet. They took credit card details off me and did not provide what I thought I had paid for. That being said however, I got beautiful new rackets at a good reduced price, unheard of on other sites and if I had ordered my own custom strings (which I would have preferred to do anyway but couldn't thinking I would be spending too much of mammy's money on my Christmas present the Sunday before last), it would have cost possibly another £30, which is about €45! It's €50 to get the strings I want and to have them actually applied to the racket for me in N-Zone in Kinsealy which isn't that far from where I live, (about a 15 min drive with no traffic.) And with the strings adding to the weight of the over all order I put in, the total price including delivery would have incresed by more than €50, I think anyway. I'm not actually that bothered by it, but it's just annoying to have to get them strung now before Christmas morning and especially annoying because I won't get to use them probably until December 27th at the earliest, and that's if I'm not working. Oh well back to the Santa present cubboard they go..... Still tho, can't wait, can u? It's only 20 days now!! Less and less the more you read!! Amazing how time flies when you don't have time to track it, isn't it?

I DID IT!!!!

So college semester one is nearly over. And today I had 2 of those end of semester exams. One was a re-sit (because I missed the first) and the other was the quickest test ever! BSA (business software applications) actually took 5 minutes to circle my mostly guessed answers, it was deadly!! I did study but mostly stuff from the last lecture so it was grand. But some stuff was a tad off the wall like who's ever heard of the word "proxy"?! Madness! Haha.... Anywho I think I did ok in both and since I've already passed all but 2 subjects so far, and this blog is part of one of them (Online PR), 10% for just guessing the right age of my lecturer maybe?? Yeah I think you should because I'm deadly! Did you know Adam has both Irish and Asian parents? Yeah... I hate that guy. Not becaus eof his heritage that I just made up, but because of his shameless inuendo. He's disgraceful. I think I should start a petition to have him castrated.... Perhaps, after a nap and some cottage cheese. Don't you hate when you mispell cheese as chess? So embarassing.

So I listened to a bit of Britney's new album and I have to say fair play to her for getting back at the media for ruining her. Yes a lot was self-inflicted by letting them get to her, but a lot was all specualtion and accumaltion of false data collected by money hungry photgraphers. I think it's not half bad actually! Fair play for getting right back up on that work horse Britney! Well, it would hardly be her now would it? Without her on top of something or some one.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

So that's Nicole Vaidisova. Very talented young woman. Only 18 years old, and achieving some of the heights of women's tennis and earning millions already! Putting my personal achievements to shame.... boo, hiss!!! She's a lovely person to talk to, very smart and articulate and is one of the bright young stars on the WTA Tour, but more importantly and most importantly, she has convinced me to buy a new racket. The Yonex RDS 003 looks amazing and I saw a special 2 racket deal on an English website last week while browsing on the Internet in the library ( had nothing better to do) and I fell in love. The racket should arrive within the next few days via British Mail perhaps and it's my Christmas present. Unfortunately I've seen my present now, and want to use it a month before I actually am allowed to. That's the catch but I think I'll buy myself an early pressie just so that I ain't tempted to stray to the wardrobe with the Santa presents and steal it away for a few hours! Can't wait for Christmas!! What's everyone getting? Leave comments, tell me, tell the world!! Which brings me onto my next topic really, the weather.... got cold quite fast this year, didn't it?? Why is that? Global Warming. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but warming means increasing in temperature doesn't it? So why do they say Global Warming when it's quite clearly getting colder now??!! It's not irony, it's stupidity and pure idiocy I say! I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL CHRISTMAS!!

Women's Problems?!?!

So it's come to my attention, that there is a way of getting out of conversations be it with managers at work, or at home with parents, perhaps this year even with Santa..... Women's Problems! It seems if you say this to any of the above people, you automatically get out of trouble and your in the "all clear"! Sexist much??! Think about this situation for a second, you have worked hard all day, even helped some of your co-workers out with their own work and your tired and sore all over, and the boss comes over and says that while you assisted your co-worker in let's say moving a heavy box you failed to comply to all safety measures. You respond that it happened due to your co-worker almost dropping the box. So the manager responds with a "well she's not feeling good so I consider this your fault". This is unfair. Simple as! However you hear maybe later after work and your chatting to people and someone lets it slip that she had her period or possibly lied about it just to place blame on someone else.

Now imagine how you would feel if you were someone else. You were me. Standing there, and your mates tell you that you now have a mediocre reference about anti-safety compliance due to a co-workers lies! I think you might be peeved.... Just a tad perhaps?? I'm sorry but if I said that I was feeling a tad under the weather, and even if this was true, I would be told to grow up and stop messing around and that I'm being immature and welcome to the real world etc.... It's funny how women fought for the right to work for so long and now these girls come along and seem to be fighting against it! Don't get me wrong, I'm all for women's rights in fact I'm all about them, and I'm for real there! But seriously this ruins everything the women's movement stands for!! Guys can't do this, we can't lie about our health and be told "oh OK, well if you still feel ill in an hour or so you can go home". Sexism has done a 180 in the workplace it seems. Maybe guys should start playing the "gay" card?! If you say "I'm gay" they go easy on you perhaps? Well in my next blog you shall see the results! Toodles!!!

The "is it wrong questions"...

Just some questions that have opinion answers so no one's right or wrong really... except me So yeah add sum questions if u can think of them that is

1) Is it wrong to get a lift from a stranger home just because he says you have a nice ass? ( not speaking from experience )

2) Is it wrong to gate-crash a party of a person you know hates you just because you have a need to get drunk?

3) Is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?

4) Is it wrong to steal bread to sell for the money to pay off your drug bills because the "guys" are coming for ye if u don't pay them that 20 thousand u owe them by Monday at 5pm?

5) Is it wrong to have sex with some one offering commitment knowing that's what they wanna hear, then just abandon them afterwards like sum cheap whore?

6) Is it wrong to miss classes in school wen you know they either A: don't count or B: you don't need to attend them because you're finished course or well as far as your parents know you're finished?

7) Is it wrong to drink if you're a recovering alcoholic even though it's your wedding day?

8) Is it wrong to "have relations" with a tranny even after you found out their "little secret"?

9) Is it wrong to string some one along knowing that you're probably gonna get with some one way hotter and therefore better in the end?

10) Is it wrong to not help some one that is slowly being eaten by a giant snake just because they stole your favourite action man wen you were 5?

11) Is it wrong to walk around all day with your arms positioned so that you're showing people with your hands just how big your penis is when actually you were just meaning to show how big the fish you just caught is?

12) Is it wrong to confuse Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings or just way too easy?

13) Is it wrong to completely convince some one possibly a close loved one that you're dying from AIDS on April Fools Day?

14) Is it wrong to drug some one and then take advantage of them even though they're really hot? (Sue, I'm talking bout u!! )

15) Is it wrong to scream "terrorist attack" or "bomb" on a plane or in America now just to amuse yourself?


These are the questions that must be answered because they told me so... Now go kind people and bring some answers to life's great questions!!
I was really bored.....

Bus strike??

I think we should be using the car nowadays, don't you? I mean if it is transport that can effectively work, why not? Buses also ruin environments don't they?

So bus strike yeah?? It's grand so it is! Sure no one needs to get a bus anyway! I hate bus drivers, in Swords we get all the lazy, boring and aggressive one's and its funny how the Swords one's went on strike, yet these new routes planned do NOT affect them unless they start switching shifts! Now there's talk of a nationwide strike, and that sounds delightful don't it?? Now not only can you barely get anywhere in Dublin(on time too), but now it will be all over the country people will be unable to travel because some guys in Dublin went on strike about things that don't really matter much! They get a pay rise which more than matches inflation every year and now they're striking because they are being asked to work for the money they earn? Oh please lads and ladies of CIE!! Go have your periods at home, lets not let the streets of Dublin run red with your monthly angry blood!!!! Most Irish businesses have decided to hire foreign workers for their wage agreements. They don't look for pay hikes you see, they look for more hours of work instead. They don't complain, because they know they're being over paid as it is for the job they do, so they keep their mouths shut and get on with the job at hand. If Dublin Bus was to hire thousands of foreigners to replace their current band of greedy land pirates, there would be uproar from all over the country! Then people would accuse the company of being unreasonable, but as it is I see very little support for this "strike". If the drivers want people to actually think they have a valid argument here, they should probably not have been so rude to their paying customers over the last, well who knows how many years!! Assholes don't get sympathy basically! Hahaha no wage increase for you!!! Speaking of wage increases, I just started, but already I need a new job, not because I'm that under paid, because I'm not getting enough hours to cover my expenses over a week. Apparently according to daddy (or half-assed provider) this job is to pay my way through college! Good luck with that man! Oh well i guess a few student loans for me...

i don't even care anymore

Here i missed exams i missed buses and i missed life I don't even care anymore! Its too hard to remember everything without a so called diary! And who thought it would be a good idea to put a bar in the college??? Eh I like it too much so i think its in our best interest to ban it... Like in all fairness we need to pass this course at least and bar dont help me no sir it dont!! I hated admitting I missed that bus to Ciara and like the only reason i did is coz i didn't get up in time really its all my fault but tis the lazy attitude which bothers me. Its like ah its only an exam not worth much percentage of my year anyway so why bother? Anyway, i'll just go in and head to the bar so why bother? Its so stupid!!!

How strange he looks..

Here, did anyone else notice that Paddy got his hair cut??! Its like where's sonic man? What have you done??! Tis crazy, he looks like he has lost weight but really it's just his hair. I'm gonna ask him if he got a razor job (most likely) or got a bowl and cut around his head which doesn't make sense unless he used an invisible bowl... I had Ricicles the other day for the first time in ages it was amazing... I loved every minute of the sweety goodness! I'm bored, you're boring me meg!!! Hate to be called meg, nobody likes Meg! She's simply the worst character ever to be on television.... I was listening to the radio, Spin 103.8 to be exact and they exposed Timbabland to be the fraudulent and untalented man he is!!!! They played bits of his songs and all he does is stand in the background and say "ey" in different ways... Sometimes he says "ya" instead for example in Justin Timberlake's "Sexyback" he just goes "ya" at every opportunity in the song, and this is his version of producing??

Chewbacca>>>>>>>>

Timbaland >>>>>>>>>>Personally I agree with a texter inner which said that Timbaland is secretly Chewbacca!! I agree wholeheartedly with this statement as when you compare looks as you will see when you scroll back up, they might even be twins!! He doesn't fool me! He may have shaved his head but he is without a doubt at least a distant cousin of the furry, friendly wookie... They make they're sounds so similarly too, its scary the amount of resemblance you notice!! Leave me comments if you agree, if you don't well then I think you should leave now or I'll find you and force you to think about life in a deep and meaningful way and we all know that takes way too much time!! So there!

I HATE Justine!!!

Well here's my blog and guess what its gonna be aboot folks??? TENNIS!! I love tennis but if there's one thing i hate more than any other, it's sucking ass!! Why do u suck his or her's ass?? Oh it's because they're overly successful.... Yay for them that's deadly, but like, do you not think that they should properly earn respect?? You just are like, they're winning matches so I'm going to say that the ground they walk on is sacred now, but anyone else goes near that ground and they're "arrogant" and "cocky"! Justine Henin (lack of hardenne from the continual rape of her husbands name and honour!) has won 7 grand slams, but because she's currently winning because of her name, not really her style or grace or talent she is now officially god's gift to tennis!!? Why? And why is it that as soon as she wins, there's something wrong with the Williams sisters and Sharapova? Because they lost they have injuries but wen they return from said injuries the following week, and "JuJu" (as she has been affectionately name, ewww don't make me vomit!) wins the title then its Justine that gets all credit for being the best ever and being the most talented. The fact that others that might have won did actually pull out, or some dodgy calls came, does not come into account, she IS the best. Disgraceful i say!! She bad mouths players, has no respect for others, cheats occasionally and we're supposed to bow down and idolise her?

What's really funny is that we cant just turn over to the men's tennis instead, HE's there... U know, the guy with the impeccable hair that never moves??? He could actually present the news in French, German or English if he wanted to, but no he "graces" us with his presence. How wonderful it is to see "perfection"ALL day EVERY day. We're privileged to witness him play on the telly box are we?? DON'T MAKE ME VOMIT ALL OVER YOUR FACE!!! He sickens me, makes my skin crawl, i hate him!!! Dear old Federer (or fed-face) has his moments of brilliance like us all every year. But the fact that he's being dubbed the "great" one and the best ever simply because he wins Wimbledon every year, is ridiculous! No personality and wen this came to his attention, that he wont gain fans being a winner and not a TV personality sum fantastic PR person came along and said to him "say a few jokes after u win the US this year (now 2 years ago), then u seem more human!" Andy Roddick is more human because he cares about opponents, this guys just makes faces wen he doesn't win points. What's your problem? You think you're so much better than everyone that they don't even deserve to win points against you??

Eugh and don't even get me started on the Williams sister's egos.... I'd rather get raped in the eyeballs then think about them much longer than 5 mins. Especially of Serena in skin tight hot pantsor that cat-suit she wore!! Who told her that looks good?? If normal fat people can't pull them off, how cud she? EWWWWWW, they're all sick in the head if u ask me. Which you didn't of course, but these things are designed to be a lil' bit of a vent for some one's frustration and you either accidentally clicked on this or you were genuinely interested for some reason, about my rantings about things i hate... Either way thanks for reading and comment if u want, I'm not bothered with this anymore, I'm about to write about breaking down on motorways.... WTF???! Thanks again!!
Buh-bye!!,
Stephen.